dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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