She announced her abortion via fbk
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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