You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
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new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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