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So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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