the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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