I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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