yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
only if we run a train.
done.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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