I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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