Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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