I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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