Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My first STD was from a foam party
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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