This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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