Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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