Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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