the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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