I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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