The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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