if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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