ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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