I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
