I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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