Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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