I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I understand Curling. That high.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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