the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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