I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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