You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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