He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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