So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When did angry sex become our thing?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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