ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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