You made me cry and you don't even care
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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