But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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