It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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