I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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