I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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