Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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