also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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