I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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