He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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