I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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