i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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