and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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