just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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