He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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