I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
false alarm. still invincible.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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