found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wish you could order shots online.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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