I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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