i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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