For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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