Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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