D3 body, D1 cock
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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