after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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