What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
