Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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