Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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