it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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