The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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