I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
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