that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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