She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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